soap-fetish:

If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face

(via outinthewaves)

"It’s you. It’s been you for the past 486 days. Since the moment I met you. It’s you at 2 in the morning or 4 in the afternoon. It’s you when I’m sleeping and studying and eating and laughing. You are everywhere and you are everything."

— 2am thoughts (via fluro)

(via lolatsluts)

smokingcrackcocaine:

bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

My bday every year

smokingcrackcocaine:

bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

My bday every year

(Source: isexualdisaster, via kingsleyyy)

If you want to win my heart, but me daisies. Tonight, I won my own heart with these pretty ladies :)

If you want to win my heart, but me daisies. Tonight, I won my own heart with these pretty ladies :)

In case you were wondering how we celebrate birthdays in a the Beach house….

In case you were wondering how we celebrate birthdays in a the Beach house….

"You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you."

— Redvers Bailey (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

(Source: guntoyourhead, via lucashemingway)

  • the benefit of knowing me: you can stand beside me and look 100 times more attractive than you actually are.

My dog and my puppy nephew tried to kill me.

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

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